Martin makes his triumphant return to an oversized episode of The Nerdy Legion and boy do Nick and Martin have a lot to catch up on! First up, get ready for relationship corner as the boys discuss the impact of attempting to purchase a cockatoo on a marriage, a little discussion on what's happening in the world right now, slowing down the impulse buy, new release movies going direct to streaming, why TNG is the worst Star Trek series, Whitley Strieber's "A New World," interdimensional sasquatch, /r/conspiracy is hilarious and so much more! Thanks for listening, and thanks to Ronnie for filling in while Martin was away!